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This Book Will Put You To Sleep


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This Book Will Put You To Sleep

Goodnight, Reader

This highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully designed to put you to sleep as quickly as possible. 

Here are dozens of snoozy short texts and illustrations that will help the underslept drift off to blissful slumber, including:

  • The Motion of Sand Dunes
  • The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine  Empire
  • Rivets and Bolts: A New Hierarchy
  • The Correct Way to De-Seed Grapes
  • White Noise: A Technical Explanation
  • A Staring Contest with 48 Cats
  • The Dullest Entries from Interesting Diaries

and many more-though good luck reading very far on any evening.

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